Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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