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(407): View more from Florida

i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head

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(415): View more from California

You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women

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(636): View more from Missouri

I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do

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