My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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