Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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