come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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