Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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