using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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