Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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