handjob tips. give me some.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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