I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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