well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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