I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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