oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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