That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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