ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
we made out on top of his cat.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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