did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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