Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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