Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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