Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I just gargled with NyQuil
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Randomize
