I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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