So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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