Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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