Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Randomize
