If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I puked a lego.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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