...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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