idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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