READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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