two words: eviction party
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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