awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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