I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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