Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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