her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
