1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
My vagina is very pro this idea
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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