I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
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