I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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