True but thats because hes a fetus.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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