So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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