you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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