your parents love me but you hate me
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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