So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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