we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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