Nicole vs. Life
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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