Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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