I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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