Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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