Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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