Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Randomize
