Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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