I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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