How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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