it was like having sex with a tree stump
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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