I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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