You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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