Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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