My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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