I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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