Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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