My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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